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Aries: How about you leave Santa some hand sanitizer instead of cookies and milk? He will need it. Taurus:...

Aries: Do not even mention the overdue earthquake we are expecting. 2020 is full of enough disasters already. Taurus:...

Aries: Do not worry, calories during quarantine do not count. Taurus: Bad internet connection does not excuse your obvious...

Aries: You say you are happy to not have to go to school. Just wait until you have been...

Aries: Purposely spilling hot cocoa on someone is not a “charming meet-cute.” Taurus: Sharing is caring, so by...

Aries: Do not ask me what the meaning of life is. I say it is french fries and peanut...

Aries: Get ready to be hit with some inspiration, Aries! That is if inspiration is your cousin’s smug attitude...

Aries: It’s time to go shopping! Your recent influx of money means that the new banana hammock you’ve had...

Aquarius: You’ve wanted to change something about your life recently. Maybe your relationships with others, or maybe it’s how...

ARIES: You have always been one to take charge and be a leader. This month an amazing opportunity is going to...