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Aries: You must be so pleased eyebags are in style now. What a trendsetter… Taurus: According to all known...

Aries: Happy Birthday! You are so lucky — you get to celebrate 2 birthdays under the fear of COVID....

Aries: Are you excited about the hybrid schedule? Haha, who are we kidding, we are going to be stuck...

Aries: How about you leave Santa some hand sanitizer instead of cookies and milk? He will need it. Taurus:...

Aries: Do not even mention the overdue earthquake we are expecting. 2020 is full of enough disasters already. Taurus:...

Aries: Do not worry, calories during quarantine do not count. Taurus: Bad internet connection does not excuse your obvious...

Aries: You say you are happy to not have to go to school. Just wait until you have been...

Aries: Purposely spilling hot cocoa on someone is not a “charming meet-cute.” Taurus: Sharing is caring, so by...

Aries: Do not ask me what the meaning of life is. I say it is french fries and peanut...

Aries: Get ready to be hit with some inspiration, Aries! That is if inspiration is your cousin’s smug attitude...

Aries: It’s time to go shopping! Your recent influx of money means that the new banana hammock you’ve had...

Aquarius: You’ve wanted to change something about your life recently. Maybe your relationships with others, or maybe it’s how...