Molly’s Mediocre Metrical Musings
Be ready to be disapointed If you are reading this poem, be ready to be disappointed. The speling is...
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Distance Learning at OIHS Continues Past Logicality
As students across Washington State increasingly head back into classrooms in various hybrid models, some worry that opportunities to...
Teaching Grandparents How to use Technology
GRANDMA Hi, Sarah. Thank you for coming over to help me with all of this technology. It all starts...
Every Senior’s Worst Nightmare
The class of 2021 is now facing the same plight as the generations of students that have come before...
Carter’s Kitchen: Udderly Authentic Grilled Cheese
Ingredients: Pound Cake 4 eggs 1 cup (2 sticks) unsalted butter, softened 1 cup granulated sugar 1 ½ cup...
Viking Voice Staff Takes Credit for Baffling Anomalies
Over the last few years, earthquakes, eclipses, floods, snowstorms, insurrections, and even worldwide pandemics have all been normalized. In...
Senior Prank Fail
You may think that the first few weeks back to school would have been uneventful, but thanks to the...
Ask Ed: an Orcas Island Student Advice Column
Dear Ed, Because we have to use our computer cameras all the time, I can no longer cover mine...
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Aries: Happy Birthday! You are so lucky — you get to celebrate 2 birthdays under the fear of COVID....
Top Tips for Deciphering Directions Given in Islanderese
So, you have been invited to dinner at a friend’s house. You were told to go down to Crescent...
Talking Polar Bear Migrates South
Orcas Island is no stranger to occasional bear activity, but the recent arrival of a talking male polar bear...
