Cannibalism?

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40th Edition meet the staff

Real staff Bella Evans: Co-Editor- In-Chief, Reporter, Layout, Photographer, Columnist, 5’1 Wingspan, Syracuse Admit Ellie Wright: Managing Editor, Reporter, Columnist, Layout, Photographer, Very Cultured Individual Gray Gailey: Co-Editor- In-Chief,...

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Sailors or pirates?

The Orcas Island Sailing Team has been active for many years, but recently we have received suspicious and, frankly, alarming reports of various activities within the team. There have...

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Students or NPC’s?

A recent study by Harvard Law shows that almost 50% of High School students are NPCs. Have you ever wandered down the halls and seen people just standing there...

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Japan, unmatched, bests the USA 3-2

Recently finished was the World Baseball Classic, which for all you non-baseball nerds is the baseball equivalent of the World Cup. In the Classic, we witnessed unforgettable Matchups, such...

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Horoscopes

Aries – Happy Aries season! Friendly reminder that while “birthday weeks” can be a thing, “birthday months” get excessive. Taurus – No matter how hard senioritis is hitting, just...

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Ask Ed: Terrible tricks and perilous pranks

Dear Ed,  Last year on April first, my friends pulled a prank on me that knocked my socks off: they called me on a random number and asked if...

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Potholes obscure secret documents

Eastsound, WA: Apparently, several boxes of federal presidential files clearly marked “TOP SECRET // SCI” in bright yellow and red labels have been discovered underneath the potholes in...

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Horoscopes

Aries – Happy Aries season! Friendly reminder that while “birthday weeks” can be a thing, “birthday months” get excessive....