Concealed secrets: A Viking Voice conspiracy
It was a day like any other, lunch had kicked off and students of Orcas Island High School were...
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Global potholes remain committed to mutually-assured discussion
Eastsound, WA— Apparently, world events such as the spread of the BA.2 Omicron subvariant and the Russian invasion...
Ode to Austin A poem by Ryan Krisch-Derr and Theo Vacarella
On a cool dewy day in October In the depths of room 603, A student was studying vocab, Unaware...
A genuine OIHS lockeroom review: girls vs. boys
Boys Locker Room: The first thing I noticed upon my arrival was the door. Or rather, the black screen...
Major League Baseball announces huge new changes
It’s a fact. Baseball games have been getting longer and longer, without really changing much up. Is it any...
Tom Brady to coach Orcas Island High School football
For those who have been keeping up with the sports world, even minimally, you may be familiar with the...
Mob boss Jacob
Recently, the old adage of “it’s always the ones you least expect” came into a surprisingly apropos light here...
Featured student: McLovin, our beloved troublemaker
Congratulations McLovin for earning the title of Viking Voice’s Student of the Month! Fogell (known as McLovin...
Eve’s immortal conundrum
Private Property of: Eve Eon DO NOT READ! I think people are starting to get suspicious about me… all...
Ask Ed
Dear Ed, My girlfriend thinks I’m cheating on her. I’m not, and I would never, but she doesn’t believe...
Horoscopes
Aries – Birthday weeks are a thing, but birthday months are excessive. Calm down. Taurus – Perfectionism is a...
Mr. Austin joins the Washington Wizards
Huge news for all three Washington Wizards fans out there: our very own Maurice Austin has publicly announced that...