The One Where We Quarantined: A Very COVID Christmas
The coronavirus pandemic has caused changes across the globe, and the North Pole is no exception. Despite the cancellation...
Satire
Landon Carter Joins “The Great British Baking Show”
(Note: this satire article has been written purely for entertainment purposes and is not factual in any way.) Landon...
Oprah and Macklemore Join Staff
Last week, Orcas Island High School’s student body was shocked when Principal Kyle Freeman announced that two new people...
Twenty Years Later: Looking Back on COVID-19
Suspicious virus / Contributed photo Today’s date is Jan. 20, 2040, twenty years after the first case of the...
Presidential Election: Unprecedented Update
Breaking news: Anwyn Thompson has dropped out of the race for the 2020 presidential election. “I have decided that...
Pluses of Online Class
Most students were dismayed when they heard that the school year would be online for the rest of the...
Student Fails at Humor
This article is not funny, and only one joke will be told. If you want a laugh, you will...
Answer To Age-Old Question Revealed: What Do Pets Dream About?
Attention all pet owners: a new study has hit the internet, offering us in-depth views on how to tell...
Bathroom Stalls Dominate Students’ Lives
We do not discuss it, but we all have it in common: a deep emotional attachment to a specific...
Turtleback Secret: A Threat To Tourism?
Orcas Island is a very popular tourist destination. The county knows this, and wants to make the summer times...
Orcas Island School Potholes At Risk
Apparently, the potholes currently menacing Orcas Island School District student drivers have tested positive for COVID-19, the illness caused...
New Frontrunner, Presidential Hope
We are getting closer and closer to election day and we have a last-minute addition to the presidential race:...