Presidential Election: Unprecedented Update
Breaking news: Anwyn Thompson has dropped out of the race for the 2020 presidential election. “I have decided that...
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Pluses of Online Class
Most students were dismayed when they heard that the school year would be online for the rest of the...
Student Fails at Humor
This article is not funny, and only one joke will be told. If you want a laugh, you will...
Answer To Age-Old Question Revealed: What Do Pets Dream About?
Attention all pet owners: a new study has hit the internet, offering us in-depth views on how to tell...
Bathroom Stalls Dominate Students’ Lives
We do not discuss it, but we all have it in common: a deep emotional attachment to a specific...
Turtleback Secret: A Threat To Tourism?
Orcas Island is a very popular tourist destination. The county knows this, and wants to make the summer times...
Orcas Island School Potholes At Risk
Apparently, the potholes currently menacing Orcas Island School District student drivers have tested positive for COVID-19, the illness caused...
New Frontrunner, Presidential Hope
We are getting closer and closer to election day and we have a last-minute addition to the presidential race:...
Best Dressed or Most Stressed: Finals Week Outfits
Jack Spinogatti walked into the school wearing a mix of white and black that made everyone in the commons...
Snow Days Hold Students Captive Until June
Wow! It is that time of year again. The season of cold weather, spending time indoors, and seeing that...
Odorous Freshmen
Because taking a language is a graduation requirement and we only have one language course offered in person at...
Beware: Aggressive Photographers
WARNING: If you visit or attend OIHS, beware of all yearbook students, especially if they are in possession of...