Satire – The Viking Voice

Classes bigger, freshmen smaller

Last year, the class of 2027 took Orcas Island High School by storm with their massive numbers. It seems...

In 1963, a permit was issued to the company LD McIntyre to dig a canal from the North Shore...

It is widely known that energy drinks are bad for you. They put stress on your muscles, drive your...

For this edition of the Viking Voice, we would like to highlight a student who has grown to be...

Aries: March 21 – April 19 – Thursday night you should dine upon bell peppers and broccoli. Taurus: April...

The Mona Lisa is, perhaps, the most well-known singular painting in all of art. Over the hundreds of years...

When first driving to the school, one is greeted by jarring oscillation due to the potholes in the road....

Funding is a continual problem for public schools all around the country. One of the first programs to often...

Look, all your guy’s pets are cute and all, but I really do not think anything could top my...

As a tribute to Matthew Patrick’s (colloquially known as Matpat) official retirement from his Youtube channel Game Theory on...

Recently, Senator Addison Mitchell McConnell Jr. has announced that at the age of 82, he will be retiring from...

He is a part-time lover. He is a full-time friend. He is Michael Cera. Cera has been acting for...