Sailors or pirates? The Orcas Island Sailing Team has been active for many years, but recently we have received suspicious and, frankly,...
Headlines from the 2022 Major League Baseball season On September 30, with a dramatic walk-off home run by catcher Cal Raleigh, the Seattle Mariners clinched their first...
The Old Senior Barn is More Than Just a Pile of Paint Across from Fowler’s Pond, there is a shining spectacle of the senior class: the senior barn. Every year it...
The New OIHS Athletics Program This article is from the Satire Section. Sports have always been a big part of student life at...
Horoscopes Aries: You must be so pleased eyebags are in style now. What a trendsetter… Taurus: According to all known...
Molly’s Mediocre Metrical Musings Be ready to be disapointed If you are reading this poem, be ready to be disappointed. The speling is...
Carter’s Kitchen: Udderly Authentic Grilled Cheese Ingredients: Pound Cake 4 eggs 1 cup (2 sticks) unsalted butter, softened 1 cup granulated sugar 1 ½ cup...
Viking Voice Staff Takes Credit for Baffling Anomalies Over the last few years, earthquakes, eclipses, floods, snowstorms, insurrections, and even worldwide pandemics have all been normalized. In...
Senior Prank Fail You may think that the first few weeks back to school would have been uneventful, but thanks to the...
Horoscopes Aries: Happy Birthday! You are so lucky — you get to celebrate 2 birthdays under the fear of COVID....
Talking Polar Bear Migrates South Orcas Island is no stranger to occasional bear activity, but the recent arrival of a talking male polar bear...
There Are Freshmen Among Us: a Real Game-Changer The graduating class of 2025, currently 8th graders, are some of the first freshmen to start high school without...