Zodiac Symbols / Painted Relief on the Terrace of a Gopuram at Kanipakam
Aries: Purposely spilling hot cocoa on someone is not a “charming meet-cute.”
Taurus: Sharing is caring, so by extension you only share with those you care about, so it makes sense why you only ever share with yourself.
Gemini: One fish, two fish . . . Do I want two fish? Do I need that many? What if it is not enough? Better get three. Oh, but they could go bad . . .
Cancer: You may call it a BMX bike, but we all know it is actually just very small.
Leo: You may have been king of the hill in second grade, but let’s be honest, that’s where you peaked.
Virgo: You have been studying for six hours, and I would tell you to take a break, but we all know that you have no life outside of this.
Libra: Hey, do you remember when that one kid did that one thing to you in kindergarten? I know you do, you judgmental baby.
Scorpio: Who’s da best? (Please say it’s me, I may act suave but I need constant reassurance.)
Sagittarius: Remember those great aspirations you had? Yeah, I also would like to know what happened to them.
Capricorn: When I said can you help me with this, I did not mean tell me how to read English. I clearly know how to do that already.
Aquarius: Please, just sit down. You are not a rooster, get off the roof and stop screaming. I am aware the sun is coming up.
Pisces: You are fearful.