Legitimate News – Page 9 – The Viking Voice

Someone’s a Lizard at our School

The investigators at The Viking Voice are afraid that they have to release some unfortunate news to their faithful...

Aries: Get ready to be hit with some inspiration, Aries! That is if inspiration is your cousin’s smug attitude...

Dear Aunt Sally, For years I’ve had a dark secret. One so shameful I have hid it from everyone...

Sharks and cows are in fact very close cousins. Their DNA is almost identical and they exhibit similar social...

Cancer: Your dreams of becoming a professional cheerleader at Idaho State will never come true. It’s time to give...

In a turn of surprising events, high school students are procrastinating when tasked with doing their homework. A recent...

Dear Sally, The worst has befallen me, I can’t fit any more stuffed animals into my room. I have...

Consensus from the scientific community has confirmed that within the next six months coffee will no longer be able...

High school is a breeding ground for ill-formed arguments and pointless squabbles. In an environment where there is little...

In the print edition this article has been condensed into a Public Service Announcement format, however, the full version...

Aquarius: You’ve wanted to change something about your life recently. Maybe your relationships with others, or maybe it’s how...