Satire – Page 2 – The Viking Voice

Michael Shanks: secret soccer savior?

Michael Shanks is known to disappear for days on end or even randomly from his classroom. Many a Spanish...

I had the good fortune of attending “Chutes and Ladders,” a dance performance put on at the Orcas Center...

Dear Fauntleroy, I know you have many admiring fans yet I am your number one. I composed this poem...

This year, Viking Voice will be selecting three furry friends to feature in each issue. All you need to...

In Corey’s Room, also known as the art room, or the room of creativity, there has been an exponential...

The Orcas Island Sailing Team has been active for many years, but recently we have received suspicious and, frankly,...

In recent years, criticism has fallen upon Claus Corporations for their unsustainable and inhumane practices. Accusations of attempting to...

Our school is like a tin of sardines. Due to classes getting larger and the school staying the...

While acting on a potential Lopez Island homicide, two police officers uncovered an even more disturbing evil. While the...

Dear Ed, I recently had a falling out with my close friend over whether or not I should go...

It was a day like any other, lunch had kicked off and students of Orcas Island High School were...

Eastsound, WA— Apparently, world events such as the spread of the BA.2 Omicron subvariant and the Russian invasion...