Legitimate News – Page 9 – The Viking Voice

Humble Bug Makes Its Mark

It’s just me, a bug, as you know. Just wondering if you’ve got some fruit. No big deal or...

The investigators at The Viking Voice are afraid that they have to release some unfortunate news to their faithful...

Aries: Get ready to be hit with some inspiration, Aries! That is if inspiration is your cousin’s smug attitude...

Dear Aunt Sally, For years I’ve had a dark secret. One so shameful I have hid it from everyone...

Sharks and cows are in fact very close cousins. Their DNA is almost identical and they exhibit similar social...

Cancer: Your dreams of becoming a professional cheerleader at Idaho State will never come true. It’s time to give...

In a turn of surprising events, high school students are procrastinating when tasked with doing their homework. A recent...

Dear Sally, The worst has befallen me, I can’t fit any more stuffed animals into my room. I have...

Consensus from the scientific community has confirmed that within the next six months coffee will no longer be able...

High school is a breeding ground for ill-formed arguments and pointless squabbles. In an environment where there is little...

In the print edition this article has been condensed into a Public Service Announcement format, however, the full version...