Students or NPC’s? A recent study by Harvard Law shows that almost 50% of High School students are NPCs. Have you ever...
Japan, unmatched, bests the USA 3-2 Recently finished was the World Baseball Classic, which for all you non-baseball nerds is the baseball equivalent of the...
Horoscopes Aries – Happy Aries season! Friendly reminder that while “birthday weeks” can be a thing, “birthday months” get excessive....
The Viking vaporizer When school reassembled after the Covid shutdowns two years ago, students returned happy and grateful to be with each...
Ask Ed: Terrible tricks and perilous pranks Dear Ed, Last year on April first, my friends pulled a prank on me that knocked my socks off:...
Cure for senioritis: dropping out of school High school is rarely thought of as a place students go to relax. It is understandable that, by senior...
Student of the Month: Justin Krisch-Derr Congratulations to Justin Krisch-Derr for being recognized as Orcas Island High School’s Student of the Month. With worn-down Crocs...
Potholes obscure secret documents Eastsound, WA: Apparently, several boxes of federal presidential files clearly marked “TOP SECRET // SCI” in bright yellow...
Track team runs circles around the law When it was announced that there would be a track team this year at Orcas Island High School, the...
Mind-blowing cat-astrophe: Freaky Friday comes to OIHS When Eminem finally went up on stage to perform last month, the crowds were confused–though not particularly disappointed–when he...
Mr. Austin: sleepy teacher or CIA sleeper? Mr. Austin’s writing classes at Orcas Island High School are notorious for their tough tests of patience and endurance,...
Warning: headbanging and singing may ensue Caution: this playlist is not for the faint of heart. Listening may result in uncontrollable headbanging, excessive air guitar...