Real staff

Bella Evans: Co-Editor-

In-Chief, Reporter, Layout,

Photographer, Columnist,

5’1 Wingspan, Syracuse

Admit

Ellie Wright: Managing

Editor, Reporter, Columnist,

Layout, Photographer, Very

Cultured Individual

Gray Gailey: Co-Editor-

In-Chief, Layout, World

Traveler,

Roan Ontjes-DeGroot:

Layout Lead And Expert,

Bella’s Personal Hero,

Canoodler?

Eve Eon: Secretary, Web-

Master, Layout, Excellent

Note Taker

Hunter Knapp: Reporter,

Layout Lead, Genius Photo-

Shopper, Photographer of Cats

Mona Evans: Columnist,Movie Critic, Reporter

Moose Kinsey: Cartoonist

Ryan Krisch-Derr:

Reporter, Layout,

Photographer, Columnist,

Money Making Rain Man

Logan Jones: Layout,

Reporter, Columnist,

Photographer

Theo Vaccarella: Reporter,

Photo-Shopper,

Photographer

Sam Wickstrand: Sports

Reporter

Lucia Martin Caro: Layout,

Photographer

Juliette McKenny: Reporter,

Photographer, Layout

Scarlett Coffey: Layout,

Reporter

Elijah Giampietro:

Reporter

Meriel Griffith: Expert Silly

Cartoonist, Reporter

Hans Sprenger: Reporter

Not staff

Summer: Less than three

months, please hurry.

Fauntleroy: Our new

un-official, official mascot.

We still love you dearly.

Your photo ops are much

appreciated.

7UP: Appreciative

Maya And Arla: Come

back. Please. We miss you

and layout has become

frightening.

The Lingering Threat Of

Graduation: Go away. Go

away. Go away. We thought

we were ready, we’re not. Go

away, please. Give us a few

more months.

Layout Crew Energy: You

still have my whole heart.