They’re Just Shoulders: the Underlying Sexism of Dress Codes
There are countless things wrong with today’s society. So many things need to change that it often makes small...
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How to Deal with Difficult Parents
You may be asking yourself, “how do I deal with my crazy parents?” Well, I have some answers for...
The Stigma of Swearing: Read My $%@#ing Story
To swear or not to swear? You were probably drilled during childhood to never say the forbidden words on...
McCabe Webb’s Completely Unbiased Movie Reviews
It is that time of year once again. The weather is cold and there are about five inches of...
No More Five Layer Fridays: We Have Heat
Good news: the bond and levy passed – the bond with an overwhelming 73.1 percent and the levy with...
The Unknown Horror of the Cafeteria Microwave
There is a little-known horror within the walls of the cafeteria known only by a select few individuals. Those...
Santa with Letters Rearranged: A Perspective
Yes, that’s right, get over it: Santa Claus is a symbol of Satan, and here’s why. Now first, and...
Merry Stressmas: A Guide for Holiday Shopping
It is the end of the year, and most of us don’t have many plans for others’ holiday presents,...
After the Exchange: Where are They Now?
The addition of foreign exchange students is one of the most exciting parts of school. Not only do exchange...
The Age Old Question: Should Christmas be Celebrated in Public Schools?
The moment Thanksgiving dinner is over, Christmas seems to hit America like a snowball. Stores place holiday wrapping paper...
Vikings Basketball Starts a New Season
Basketball has begun at Orcas Island High School with full varsity and junior varsity teams for both the boys and the...
The Plague of Sick Days to the Student Body
Your piercing alarm goes off at 6:20 a.m. and you wake up to that feeling that everyone knows: sickness....