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Category: April 1st

Continuation of Orcas canal causes rising community tension

In 1963, a permit was issued to the company LD McIntyre to dig a canal from the North Shore...
45th Edition, April 1st, News, Only on Orcas, Satire

Five-Hour Energy found to result in immortality

It is widely known that energy drinks are bad for you. They put stress on your muscles, drive your...
45th Edition, April 1st, National News, Satire, Student

Student of the month: ChatGPT

For this edition of the Viking Voice, we would like to highlight a student who has grown to be...
45th Edition, April 1st, Satire, Student

Horoscopes

Aries: March 21 – April 19 – Thursday night you should dine upon bell peppers and broccoli. Taurus: April...
45th Edition, April 1st, Horoscopes, Satire

Mona Lisa On The Run

The Mona Lisa is, perhaps, the most well-known singular painting in all of art. Over the hundreds of years...
45th Edition, April 1st, Arts, National News, Satire

Bumps ahead for DOD training program at OIHS

When first driving to the school, one is greeted by jarring oscillation due to the potholes in the road....
45th Edition, April 1st, Satire, Student

Budget Cuts, Subsidies, and McDonalds.

Funding is a continual problem for public schools all around the country. One of the first programs to often...
45th Edition, April 1st, Satire, Student

Pet pandemonium: top three featured pets

Look, all your guy’s pets are cute and all, but I really do not think anything could top my...
45th Edition, April 1st, Satire, Student

How Skibidi Toilet has doomed our society

As a tribute to Matthew Patrick’s (colloquially known as Matpat) official retirement from his Youtube channel Game Theory on...
45th Edition, April 1st, Satire, Student

The real reason Mitch McConnell is stepping down from the Senate

Recently, Senator Addison Mitchell McConnell Jr. has announced that at the age of 82, he will be retiring from...
44th Edition, 45th Edition, April 1st, National News, Satire

The man behind the cream

He is a part-time lover. He is a full-time friend. He is Michael Cera. Cera has been acting for...
45th Edition, April 1st, Satire, Student

Michael Shanks: secret soccer savior?

Michael Shanks is known to disappear for days on end or even randomly from his classroom. Many a Spanish...
45th Edition, April 1st, Satire, Staff, Student
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