Caveman: School Big Warm is Lie?
For long time, it cold. Me father cold, he father cold, he father cold, he father cold, and he...
Category: Satire
Un-biased Perspective of Graduating Seniors: Who’s Ready?
To the shock of four Orcas Island High School students, a recent study conducted by the San Juan Thought...
Upcoming Presidential Election: Haley Moss vs. Donald Trump
The experts are dumbfounded. Unlike previous elections, not one person could have seen this coming. The most dramatic and...
Thian’s Musings: Windows and Buses
Hello, and welcome to the inside of my brain. Many of you have likely not been here before, and...
Al Gore Visits the Weather Club
This issue of The Viking Voice will allow the Weather and Fun Stuff Club to end its tradition of...
Time Traveling Students in the Basement
In the past few weeks, rumors have been flying around from teachers and students. A few injuries have been...
Five Things You Need to Know to Live a Happier Life, Immediately. I Cried.
Sharks and cows are in fact very close cousins. Their DNA is almost identical and they exhibit similar social...
Horoscopes: take three
Cancer: Your dreams of becoming a professional cheerleader at Idaho State will never come true. It’s time to give...
The Monster Upstairs
Corey Wiscomb and I sat down minutes before the start of AP Studio Art in order to suit out...
Foosballin’ Since 1923
It is likely that most of us have heard of the game Foosball, but I can only presume that...