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Category: Legitimate News

Sailors or pirates?

The Orcas Island Sailing Team has been active for many years, but recently we have received suspicious and, frankly,...
40th Edition, April 1st, Legitimate News, Satire

Headlines from the 2022 Major League Baseball season

On September 30, with a dramatic walk-off home run by catcher Cal Raleigh, the Seattle Mariners clinched their first...
38th Edition, Legitimate News

The Old Senior Barn is More Than Just a Pile of Paint

Across from Fowler’s Pond, there is a shining spectacle of the senior class: the senior barn. Every year it...
32nd Edition, Legitimate News, Satire, Student

The New OIHS Athletics Program

  This article is from the Satire Section.  Sports have always been a big part of student life at...
32nd Edition, Legitimate News, Satire, Sports

Horoscopes

Aries: You must be so pleased eyebags are in style now. What a trendsetter… Taurus: According to all known...
32nd Edition, Horoscopes, Legitimate News, Satire

Molly’s Mediocre Metrical Musings

Be ready to be disapointed If you are reading this poem, be ready to be disappointed. The speling is...
31st Edition, April 1st, Legitimate News, Poetry

Carter’s Kitchen: Udderly Authentic Grilled Cheese

A grilled cheese sandwich
Ingredients: Pound Cake 4 eggs 1 cup (2 sticks) unsalted butter, softened 1 cup granulated sugar 1 ½ cup...
31st Edition, April 1st, Legitimate News, Student

Viking Voice Staff Takes Credit for Baffling Anomalies

Over the last few years, earthquakes, eclipses, floods, snowstorms, insurrections, and even worldwide pandemics have all been normalized. In...
31st Edition, April 1st, Legitimate News, Satire, Student

Senior Prank Fail

You may think that the first few weeks back to school would have been uneventful, but thanks to the...
31st Edition, April 1st, Legitimate News, Satire

Horoscopes

Aries: Happy Birthday! You are so lucky — you get to celebrate 2 birthdays under the fear of COVID....
31st Edition, April 1st, Horoscopes, Legitimate News, Satire

Talking Polar Bear Migrates South

Orcas Island is no stranger to occasional bear activity, but the recent arrival of a talking male polar bear...
31st Edition, April 1st, Legitimate News, Satire

There Are Freshmen Among Us: a Real Game-Changer

The graduating class of 2025, currently 8th graders, are some of the first freshmen to start high school without...
31st Edition, April 1st, Games, Legitimate News, Satire
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