Category: Student
Horoscopes
Aries – don’t go too crazy for hot girl summer this year Taurus – smiling’s fun. you should try...
Literary Genius: Mythos
In this series Stephen Fry makes Greek mythology feel accessible to the average human. He does this with...
Is it real: a terrifying American tale of horror (spooky)
The end of the year is fast approaching and all are anxious for the summer of 2022. Just a...
That’s a wrap for condoms at OIHS
(Originally Posted in 2016. And yes, it is still satire.) As many community members know, students at Orcas High...
Poetry
Blink and You’ll miss it The nature of living Is a fickle...
The Class of 2022: Where are they going to?
Lokahi Anuenue: Hawai’i Living on Big Island, Hawai’i Jaya Griesemer: Washington Taking a gap year on Orcas before...
Viking Sports Year In Review
This school year was an eventful time for our OIHS athletes. After multiple sports seasons were halted because of...
Ask Ed: Massachusetts mayhem
Dear Ed, I recently had a falling out with my close friend over whether or not I should go...
Global potholes remain committed to mutually-assured discussion
Eastsound, WA— Apparently, world events such as the spread of the BA.2 Omicron subvariant and the Russian invasion...
Ode to Austin A poem by Ryan Krisch-Derr and Theo Vacarella
On a cool dewy day in October In the depths of room 603, A student was studying vocab, Unaware...
A genuine OIHS lockeroom review: girls vs. boys
Boys Locker Room: The first thing I noticed upon my arrival was the door. Or rather, the black screen...