Aries – don’t go too crazy for hot girl summer this year
Taurus – smiling’s fun. you should try it some time.
Gemini – we hate to break it to you, but the
gym and therapy are not the same thing
Cancer – may your karma always circle back 🙂
Leo – you are living proof that you can be intelligent without really knowing anything. congrats on honor roll though!
Virgo – stop saying you “girlbossed” and start being honest in therapy.
Libra – you’re just the gosh dang best
Scorpio – you only have one more week of procrastinating assignments and then it’s summer!
Sagittarius – you are not in your ‘maddie perez era,’ you just bought new clothes
Capricorn – we know what you said, be careful.
Aquarius – you can’t keep hiding from reality just because the “vibes are off…”
Pisces – congratulations on yet again falling for the vague idea of a person who is nothing like them in reality