Satire – Page 3 – The Viking Voice

Ode to Austin A poem by Ryan Krisch-Derr and Theo Vacarella

On a cool dewy day in October In the depths of room 603, A student was studying vocab, Unaware...

Boys Locker Room: The first thing I noticed upon my arrival was the door. Or rather, the black screen...

It’s a fact. Baseball games have been getting longer and longer, without really changing much up. Is it any...

For those who have been keeping up with the sports world, even minimally, you may be familiar with the...

Recently, the old adage of “it’s always the ones you least expect” came into a surprisingly apropos light here...

Congratulations McLovin for earning the title of Viking Voice’s Student of the Month! Fogell (known as McLovin...

Private Property of: Eve Eon DO NOT READ! I think people are starting to get suspicious about me… all...

Dear Ed, My girlfriend thinks I’m cheating on her. I’m not, and I would never, but she doesn’t believe...

Aries – Birthday weeks are a thing, but birthday months are excessive. Calm down. Taurus – Perfectionism is a...

Huge news for all three Washington Wizards fans out there: our very own Maurice Austin has publicly announced that...

The social hub of Orcas Island concentrates itself in two places: on the ferry, and at the market. The...

It is an angry November day, and the rain has just let up. Students are at their tables, hunched...