Category: Legitimate News
Horoscopes: The Real Deal
Cancer: You could begin to have doubts about goals that may be taking a long time to manifest. Hang...
Lizard-Human Debacle
Recently, Orcas Island High School has been turned on its head by a new discovery concerning the recently started...
Kaskurs Returns
At the beginning of the school year, senior Anthony Kaskurs joined the staff of The Viking Voice as both...
Horoscopes: Your Future Is on This Page
Cancer: Just because you moved to Santa Fe and started dating a guy with a ponytail doesn’t mean you’re...
Fruit Strokers Anonymous: Aunt Sally
Dear Aunt Sally, Every day at 4:13 in the morning and afternoon I am overcome with an intense and...
Break Hopes and Dreams Crushed
Statistics have shown approximately 63% of the student body has decided that over break, everything they’ve been planning to...
Charlie Holmes: Lizard? We Don’t Think So
As we all know, the lizard people of Orcas Island have been the silent minority of our community. They...
Dispelling the Lizard Rumors
Recently there have been rumors spread around the Orcas Island High School campus that lizard people walk among the...
It’s Horoscope Time, Once More
Aries: It’s Time To Get Angry! Let Rage Fill You. If You Can Hit It You Can Misdirect Your...
Is Your Child a Dealer?
Once again, the dark depths of the Orcas Island Public School system have come to light. An underground dealing...
In Jingle Hell with Jingle Bells: Dear Aunt Sally
Dear Aunt Sally, I thought it would be different this year. I thought I would have free will. I...