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Category: April 1st

Chutes and Ladders: A Review

I had the good fortune of attending “Chutes and Ladders,” a dance performance put on at the Orcas Center...
45th Edition, April 1st, Satire, Student

Sailors or pirates?

The Orcas Island Sailing Team has been active for many years, but recently we have received suspicious and, frankly,...
40th Edition, April 1st, Legitimate News, Satire

Concealed secrets: A Viking Voice conspiracy

It was a day like any other, lunch had kicked off and students of Orcas Island High School were...
35th Edition, April 1st, Satire

Global potholes remain committed to mutually-assured discussion

Eastsound, WA— Apparently, world events such as the spread of the BA.2 Omicron subvariant and the Russian invasion...
35th Edition, April 1st, Satire, Student

Ode to Austin A poem by Ryan Krisch-Derr and Theo Vacarella

On a cool dewy day in October In the depths of room 603, A student was studying vocab, Unaware...
35th Edition, April 1st, Satire, Student

A genuine OIHS lockeroom review: girls vs. boys

Boys Locker Room: The first thing I noticed upon my arrival was the door. Or rather, the black screen...
35th Edition, April 1st, Satire, Student

Major League Baseball announces huge new changes

It’s a fact. Baseball games have been getting longer and longer, without really changing much up. Is it any...
35th Edition, April 1st, Satire, Student

Tom Brady to coach Orcas Island High School football

For those who have been keeping up with the sports world, even minimally, you may be familiar with the...
35th Edition, April 1st, Satire, Student

Mob boss Jacob

Recently, the old adage of “it’s always the ones you least expect” came into a surprisingly apropos light here...
35th Edition, April 1st, Satire, Student

Featured student: McLovin, our beloved troublemaker

Congratulations McLovin for earning the title of Viking Voice’s Student of the Month!     Fogell (known as McLovin...
35th Edition, April 1st, Satire, Student

Eve’s immortal conundrum

Private Property of: Eve Eon DO NOT READ! I think people are starting to get suspicious about me… all...
35th Edition, April 1st, Satire, Student

Ask Ed

Dear Ed, My girlfriend thinks I’m cheating on her. I’m not, and I would never, but she doesn’t believe...
35th Edition, April 1st, Satire, Student
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