Category: Satire
Fauntleroy’s Forum: Running Start
Dear Fauntleroy, I am a sophomore and have heard a lot about something called Running Start. As far as...
Classes bigger, freshmen smaller
Last year, the class of 2027 took Orcas Island High School by storm with their massive numbers. It seems...
Continuation of Orcas canal causes rising community tension
In 1963, a permit was issued to the company LD McIntyre to dig a canal from the North Shore...
Five-Hour Energy found to result in immortality
It is widely known that energy drinks are bad for you. They put stress on your muscles, drive your...
Student of the month: ChatGPT
For this edition of the Viking Voice, we would like to highlight a student who has grown to be...
Horoscopes
Aries: March 21 – April 19 – Thursday night you should dine upon bell peppers and broccoli. Taurus: April...
Mona Lisa On The Run
The Mona Lisa is, perhaps, the most well-known singular painting in all of art. Over the hundreds of years...
Bumps ahead for DOD training program at OIHS
When first driving to the school, one is greeted by jarring oscillation due to the potholes in the road....
Budget Cuts, Subsidies, and McDonalds.
Funding is a continual problem for public schools all around the country. One of the first programs to often...
Pet pandemonium: top three featured pets
Look, all your guy’s pets are cute and all, but I really do not think anything could top my...
How Skibidi Toilet has doomed our society
As a tribute to Matthew Patrick’s (colloquially known as Matpat) official retirement from his Youtube channel Game Theory on...












