Horoscopes
Aries: Are you excited about the hybrid schedule? Haha, who are we kidding, we are going to be stuck...
Category: Legitimate News
Thian Armenia: A Student Shrouded in Absolute Darkness
Orcas Island High School students have now completed roughly six months of virtual learning. This means half a year...
The Sorry Plight of Student Athletes
For years, sports at Orcas Island High School have flourished. A large portion of students play sports in the...
The One Where We Quarantined: A Very COVID Christmas
The coronavirus pandemic has caused changes across the globe, and the North Pole is no exception. Despite the cancellation...
Landon Carter Joins “The Great British Baking Show”
(Note: this satire article has been written purely for entertainment purposes and is not factual in any way.) Landon...
Horoscopes
Aries: How about you leave Santa some hand sanitizer instead of cookies and milk? He will need it. Taurus:...
Oprah and Macklemore Join Staff
Last week, Orcas Island High School’s student body was shocked when Principal Kyle Freeman announced that two new people...
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Aries: Do not even mention the overdue earthquake we are expecting. 2020 is full of enough disasters already. Taurus:...
Last Minute Meet Rush
We have all been there: that sinking feeling of dread, the sudden realization — you are late. Luckily for...
Top Five Trends to Try During Quarantine
5. Have a photo shoot! Quarantine has really helped us let our natural beauty shine. Take this opportunity to...