Aunt Sally: Trouble with My Milk Dear Aunt Sally, The milk ran out. I knew this day would come eventually, but I feel so unprepared....
Aunt Sally: Catching Up With Ketchup Dear Sally, My girlfriend and I have been having a huge disagreement lately. Since we can’t seem to settle...
Native American Ghosts Find High School Built Over Them Depressing Island High School has been plagued by a series of unexplained phenomena. Students’ homework not being in their backpacks...
Fruit Strokers Anonymous: Aunt Sally Dear Aunt Sally, Every day at 4:13 in the morning and afternoon I am overcome with an intense and...
Dispelling the Lizard Rumors Recently there have been rumors spread around the Orcas Island High School campus that lizard people walk among the...
In Jingle Hell with Jingle Bells: Dear Aunt Sally Dear Aunt Sally, I thought it would be different this year. I thought I would have free will. I...
Aunt Sally Strikes Again: Nickelback Troubles Dear Aunt Sally, For years I’ve had a dark secret. One so shameful I have hid it from everyone...
What’s the Ja-Plan: a story of a student’s travels Before being presented with the opportunity to go to Japan, I had never really considered going to the country....
Kidz Bop, please stop: student playlist Kidz Bop was created in October of 2000, marketed with the slogan “Music by kids, for kids!” Anybody who...
Smells Like Teen Employment Recently the Seattle city council elected to enact a 15 dollar minimum wage, with plans for it to be...
Highway to Heel In an effort to receive more input from the Orcas Island community and the students of Orcas Island High...
Let’s Learn About: Winter Holidays For many people, the month of December is time for celebration, with a plethora of different holidays falling within...