Fauntleroy’s Forum- Valentines Day
Dear Fauntleroy, I know you have many admiring fans yet I am your number one. I composed this poem...
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Tom Brady to coach Orcas Island High School football
For those who have been keeping up with the sports world, even minimally, you may be familiar with the...
Eve’s immortal conundrum
Private Property of: Eve Eon DO NOT READ! I think people are starting to get suspicious about me… all...
Ask Ed: an Orcas Island Student Advice Column
Dear Ed, Because we have to use our computer cameras all the time, I can no longer cover mine...
There Are Freshmen Among Us: a Real Game-Changer
The graduating class of 2025, currently 8th graders, are some of the first freshmen to start high school without...
The Sorry Plight of Student Athletes
For years, sports at Orcas Island High School have flourished. A large portion of students play sports in the...
The One Where We Quarantined: A Very COVID Christmas
The coronavirus pandemic has caused changes across the globe, and the North Pole is no exception. Despite the cancellation...
Landon Carter Joins “The Great British Baking Show”
(Note: this satire article has been written purely for entertainment purposes and is not factual in any way.) Landon...
Oprah and Macklemore Join Staff
Last week, Orcas Island High School’s student body was shocked when Principal Kyle Freeman announced that two new people...
Twenty Years Later: Looking Back on COVID-19
Suspicious virus / Contributed photo Today’s date is Jan. 20, 2040, twenty years after the first case of the...