Oprah and Macklemore Join Staff
Last week, Orcas Island High School’s student body was shocked when Principal Kyle Freeman announced that two new people...
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Twenty Years Later: Looking Back on COVID-19
Suspicious virus / Contributed photo Today’s date is Jan. 20, 2040, twenty years after the first case of the...
Student Fails at Humor
This article is not funny, and only one joke will be told. If you want a laugh, you will...
Cascade Lake Finally Engulfs Entire Island
We Washingtonians are no strangers to rain. In fact, many who live in the Pacific Northwest are more surprised...
“Decaffeinated Woman in a Caffeine World” Takes The Globe By Storm
Local musical artist Sharon Abreu recently shocked the world with the astronomical rise of her hit song “Decaffeinated Woman...
The Roaring 20s Roar Into This Century
Many of us look back fondly on the roaring ‘20s with its booming economy, emerging jazz music, and of...
Water Test Reveals Life-Altering Truth That Explains Everything
There has always been a slight suspicion surrounding the drinking water at OHS, prompting students to jokingly and seriously...