The Viking vaporizer
When school reassembled after the Covid shutdowns two years ago, students returned happy and grateful to be with each...
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Craziest fashion trends of the year
The first four months of 2023 have given the world a showcase of a broad fashion trend that seemed...
Ask Ed: Terrible tricks and perilous pranks
Dear Ed, Last year on April first, my friends pulled a prank on me that knocked my socks off:...
Cure for senioritis: dropping out of school
High school is rarely thought of as a place students go to relax. It is understandable that, by senior...
Student of the Month: Justin Krisch-Derr
Congratulations to Justin Krisch-Derr for being recognized as Orcas Island High School’s Student of the Month. With worn-down Crocs...
Potholes obscure secret documents
Eastsound, WA: Apparently, several boxes of federal presidential files clearly marked “TOP SECRET // SCI” in bright yellow...
Track team runs circles around the law
When it was announced that there would be a track team this year at Orcas Island High School, the...
Mind-blowing cat-astrophe: Freaky Friday comes to OIHS
When Eminem finally went up on stage to perform last month, the crowds were confused–though not particularly disappointed–when he...
Mr. Austin: sleepy teacher or CIA sleeper?
Mr. Austin’s writing classes at Orcas Island High School are notorious for their tough tests of patience and endurance,...
Warning: headbanging and singing may ensue
Caution: this playlist is not for the faint of heart. Listening may result in uncontrollable headbanging, excessive air guitar...
39th Edition Meet the Staff
Real staff Bella Evans: Co-Editor-In-Chief, Reporter, Layout, Photographer, Columnist, 5’1 Wingspan, Cream Cheese Consumer Ellie Wright: Managing Editor, Reporter,...