March 21 – April 19
We’re not even through the first quarter yet, and you already have a caffeine dependency??
April 20 – May 20
Try ordering a pizza with pineapple. You know you’ll like it. Just do it.
May 21- June 21
It’s pumpkin spice latte season! We know you’ve been waiting all year. Don’t be ashamed of who you are.
June 22- July 22
Don’t cry over spilled milk.
July 23 – August 22
Take a deep breath before listing your to-do list. You’re going to need it.
August 23 – September 22
Skip making your bed this week, just sleep in the extra five minutes. You need it.
September 23 – October 23
Your pet has definitely been having secret meetings behind your back. Attend as a diplomat and limited participant.
October 24 – November 21
Happy birthday to just one of you. Just you reading this. None of the other Scorpios.
November 22 – December 21
Your left eyebrow has decided to take a vacation from symmetry. Follow it along this little adventure.
December 22 – January 19
Put getting a haircut on your to-do list, please. Please.
January 20 – February 18
You don’t need to go above and beyond on every assignment. The bare minimum is okay sometimes.
February 19 – March 20
You don’t always have to be the shoulder to cry on. Your friends can cry to your receding back as you walk away from them instead!