Gemini: May 21- June 21 – Peace and quiet can actually be quite peaceful and quiet. Settle down, take a nap, drink a glass of cool cucumber water. Ruminate.
Cancer: June 22- July 22 – Get a fish and name it bubble/take it to your lovely hovel/feed it grass and clean its fins/teach it to take out the bins.
Leo: July 23 – August 22 – It is not hubris if you really can fly that close to the sun without your wings melting.
Virgo: August 23 – September 22 – You do not necessarily know the truth, even though you are often right.
Libra: September 23 – October 23 – Everything is beautiful, amazing, perfect. Your effort is paying off.
Scorpio: October 24 – November 21 – A broken clock is right twice a day
Sagittarius: November 22 – December 21- You would fit in well in a field of flowers. Go, be free. Frolic.
Capricorn: December 22 – January 19 – Concerts are a good influence on you. Please go out, just once.
Aquarius: January 20 – February 18 – Concerts are not a good influence on you. Please stay home, just once.
Pisces: February 19 – March 20 – Take a deep breath. Throw away some of the papers in your bag. Take another deep breath. It’ll all be okay.
Aries: March 21 – April 19 – Coffee may be delicious, but it is also why you cannot sleep. Which is why you need coffee. Which is why you cannot sleep. You are in a vicious cycle.
Taurus: April 20 – May 20 –Your lucky numbers are 14, 23, 190, and 345.