Aries – Stop blaming other people’s reactions to your poor behavior on “sensitivity” and re-evaluate how you treat others. Or don’t, whatever.
Taurus – Excited for graduation?!?! Be so fr.
Gemini – BUZZ BUZZ BUZZ BRAIN FUNCTIONS BETTER WITHOUT COFFEE AT MIDNIGHT
Cancer – Why is everything that comes out of your mouth the absolute craziest thing that has ever been said? You’re freaking me out, man.
Leo – Leo’s are stereotyped as being self-obsessed for a reason. We do not revolve around you, you are not the sun. More similar to Mercury or something.
Virgo – This has been a year for you. Good? Bad? Idk. It definitely happened though.
Libra – When I think of separating from you, I get nauseous from sadness. Stay classy and text always :'(
Scorpio – I finally met a Scorpio I like. I apologize. You are quite sweet and funny, and very misunderstood.
Sagittarius – Situationships are only situationships for so long. At this point it’s just a situation.
Capricorn – Financial Advice: If you put $10 in a jar every time a guy disappoints you, you’ll have enough to buy a car in the next year!
Aquarius – SUMMER IS SO SOON! TURN OFF THE JUICE WRLD AND GET READY TO PARTYYYY
Pisces – Screaming is better than retail therapy, and much cheaper. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH