Horoscopes

Aries – Stop blaming other people’s reactions to your poor behavior on “sensitivity” and re-evaluate how you treat others. Or don’t, whatever.

Taurus – Excited for graduation?!?! Be so fr.

Gemini – BUZZ BUZZ BUZZ BRAIN FUNCTIONS BETTER WITHOUT COFFEE AT MIDNIGHT

Cancer – Why is everything that comes out of your mouth the absolute craziest thing that has ever been said? You’re freaking me out, man.

Leo – Leo’s are stereotyped as being self-obsessed for a reason. We do not revolve around you, you are not the sun. More similar to Mercury or something.

Virgo – This has been a year for you. Good? Bad? Idk. It definitely happened though.

Libra – When I think of separating from you, I get nauseous from sadness. Stay classy and text always :'(

Scorpio – I finally met a Scorpio I like. I apologize. You are quite sweet and funny, and very misunderstood.

Sagittarius – Situationships are only situationships for so long. At this point it’s just a situation.

Capricorn – Financial Advice: If you put $10 in a jar every time a guy disappoints you, you’ll have enough to buy a car in the next year!

Aquarius – SUMMER IS SO SOON! TURN OFF THE JUICE WRLD AND GET READY TO PARTYYYY

Pisces – Screaming is better than retail therapy, and much cheaper. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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